Detty Kit - Your Ultimate Recovery Kit
PARTY HARD, RECOVER SMART
Detty December doesn’t forgive anybody.
One minute you’re outside till sunrise. The next minute you’re bargaining with life itself. Head pounding. Mouth dry. Stomach confused.
The Detty Kit exists so you can enjoy the night and still function like a smart responsible adult.
Your after‑party insurance policy.
WHAT IT IS
A compact pouch packed with the small essentials you always forget – but desperately need during and after a long night out.
Built for nights that turn into mornings.
Made for Detty December.
WHAT'S INSIDE?
Wipes ×1 – sweat, spills, and quick resets
ORS ×1 – because water alone is doing the bare minimum
Advil ×1 – for the headache that thinks it’s the main character
Tylenol ×1 – backup for when Advil taps out
Liver Salts x 1 - Funny stomach is funny business.
Lip balm ×1 – dry lips are not the vibe
Lotion ×1 – ashy recovery is still recovery
Tic Tac ×2 – mid‑party conversations matter
Chocolate balls ×2 – fuel for the comeback
Condoms ×2 – enjoyment, but make it smart
All packed into one slim pouch you can toss in your bag, car, or glove compartment.
WHY YOU NEED IT
You already know you’re going out.
You already know you won’t pace yourself.
You already know tomorrow will ask questions.
The Detty Kit answers them before they’re asked.
WHO IT'S FOR
* Smart party people
* Detty December survivors
* Festival and wedding guests
* Travellers and brunch recoveries
* Anyone who enjoys life but hates unnecessary suffering
The real flex is not going hard. It's showing up the next day like nothing happened.
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Limited Detty December stock
Get the Detty Kit.
Your future self will thank you!